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Authored by Ben Garrison
A PLAN YOU CAN’T TRUST!
For the past decade, Bill gates has been warning us about an inevitable pandemic. Conditioning us. Getting us used to the idea.

Last year, he even held a summit on the matter and ran computer simulations to predict outcomes. Why did a former computer nerd and mogul become so interested in vaccination and disease?
Possibly because he’s worth over $100 billion and thinks he owns the world. He also wants to make an impact on humanity. Getting rid of excess humanity, that is. Bill’s father was once the head of Planned Parenthood. He comes from a eugenics background. Gates frets about world population growth. Is it any wonder he pushes Monsanto’s GMO food as well as harmful vaccines?
Apparently Bill’s computer simulations discovered that people would easily fold under government pressure combined with an unseen enemy. Billions of people are under lockdown right now. Half the world is shut down. Gates must marvel at how easy it was to do it. Things are going according to plan. They can’t control us physically, but he can control us mentally through fear drummed into our brains 24/7 by mass media.
The coronavirus is real, but we’ve had many waves of flu viruses throughout the years. Many thousands die each year from the flu. Our elderly and infirm are the hardest hit.
This time the deaths are being magnified by the Fear Porn Channels. Statistics are controlled and manipulated to produce panic and hysteria.
The Democrats failed with their Russia collusion lie. They failed with impeachment. They are all for this hysteria because they can blame it all on Trump.

Trish Regan was just fired from Fox Business Network because she called out concerns that the Chinese coronavirus was just another attempt to impeach President Donald Trump.
That was too close to the truth for Fox. They fired her.
We now have social distancing to further divide the human race - as if we were all some sort of disease in need of eradication. The corrupt WHO and CDC have us controlled like puppets on strings. We obey without question. Citizens are not allowed to question medical ‘authorities’ without fearing censorship or ridicule. When the time comes for a mandatory vaccine, people will already have become conditioned to obey the medical ‘authorities,’ and it’s all going according to plan.
But some plans have a way of not working out as planned.

Never take your eyes off government in a crisis.
 
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#24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4g_BQUiHGw

Besonders nett: 0:19-0:28

Erinnert mich irgendwie auch an Sträflingskleidung...
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#25
Ab heute haben alle Geschäfte wieder offen und der Normalbetrieb… nein, das wäre selbst für einen Aprilscherz zu dick aufgetragen.
Aber dafür gilt beim Einkaufen Burka für Alle! M/W/D! Den greisen Gandalf Gelbzahn wird es freuen, geht es über seinen Herzenswunsch, allen Frauen Kopftücher aufzusetzen, doch weit hinaus.

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Modeempfehlung für die moderne Hausfrau:

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https://frafuno.blogspot.com/2020/04/fun...april.html

(Corona, die Sternstunde der Fetischisten)
 
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#26
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic

The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths from COVID-19 in the United States. It is time to panic.

The figures include 155 children had died from COVID-19 this season. Can we please start panicking?
Widespread flu outbreaks are reported in Alabama, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Puerto Rico, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia and Wisconsin. PLEASE PANIC!

UPDATE: Oh, actually, those aren’t numbers for coronavirus/COVID-19, those are annual flu deaths, so we’re fine. Don’t need to shut anything down. Nothing to see here, move along.
COVID-19 has only been associated with 2600 people in the US, though that number is inflated.
https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-over-...-to-panic/
 
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#27
Luisa Neubauer@Luisamneubauer

An meiner Fakultät können sich Studierende nun für soziales Engagement zur Bewältigung von #COVID19 bis zu 6 Credits anrechnen lassen. Das ist kein Aprilscherz und klingt supersinnvoll. Machen das andere Unis auch?

Huh
 
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#28
Lisa Eckhart am 26. März 2020



 
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Lisa Eckhart am 19. März 2020



 
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#30
Zentralkomitee der SED@SED_ZK14 Min.
Genossen, der große Mangel in Westberlin lässt uns nicht unberührt. Flugzeuge der NVA haben deswegen die Versorgung der Stadt aus der Luft übernommen. Freundschaft.

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